Every time you talk to your wife you should remind yourself: this conversation will be recorded and used for training purposes
"Happy Wife, Happy Life.โ Nothing rhymes with "Happy Husband". Get used to married life!
What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? โจโจThey just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."
What do the poor have, the rich need, and if you eat it you will die? Nothing.
โIโm sorryโ and โI apologizeโ mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.