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May be an image of text that says 'Little known fact- Captain Hook, bought his hook from a second hand store.'
 
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John Turney said:
May be an image of text that says 'Little known fact- Captain Hook, bought his hook from a second hand store.''Little known fact- Captain Hook, bought his hook from a second hand store.'
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A seaman meets a pirate in a port, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"

The pirate replies, "Aye, matey, we was in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook?"

"Well," replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"

"A sea-gull dropping fell into me eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a sea-gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Not exactly," said the pirate. "It was me first day with the hook."
 
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JPSmit said:
A seaman meets a pirate in a port, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"

The pirate replies, "Aye, matey, we was in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook?"

"Well," replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"

"A sea-gull dropping fell into me eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a sea-gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Not exactly," said the pirate. "It was me first day with the hook."
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An oldie but a goodie. I tell that one all the time.
 
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Rough translation:
Good morning guys
This is the bathroom floor... it was supposed to be a swimmer,
but he looked like a dead man! Not now
I can use the bathroom at night, afraid of him
catch my foot!!!
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I hope this is not politically incorrect, but I was in my 60s when I found out Manfred Mann were white. Shocked. Similar shocks, in rapid succession, re: Beastie Boys, Huey Lewis.
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