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John Turney said:
May be an image of text that says 'The other day, at a thrift store, I bought an old record album called Sounds Wasps Make. When I got it home and played it, I said to myself, This doesn't sound anything like wasp sounds. Then I realized, I was playing the Bee side.''The other day, at a thrift store, I bought an old record album called Sounds Wasps Make. When I got it home and played it, I said to myself, This doesn't sound anything like wasp sounds. Then I realized, I was playing the Bee side.'
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Checking to make sure this is in the groaners section!
 
Skeleton walks into a bar

...and says, "Gimme a beer and a mop."
 
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we have a perfectly good groaners section Mickey - just sayin' :ROFLMAO:
 
An ion walks into a bar and says "I think I left an electron here last night."

Bartender says "Are you sure?"

Ion says "I'm positive."

:ba-dump:
 
OK I guess

two peanuts walk into a bar

One was a salted
 
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Wife: What are you doing today?
Me: Nothing.
Wife: That's what you did yesterday.
Me: I wasn't finished.
 
The Apathy post got my attention. Back in college (1960s!) we planned a Rally in Support of Apathy.

On the appointed date - no one showed up.

(Ah yes, the '60s. Glad I never put the photo of me in bellbottoms, flower shirt, Beatle boots, and John Lennon glasses on the "net!)
 
NutmegCT said:
(Ah yes, the '60s. Glad I never put the photo of me in bellbottoms, flower shirt, Beatle boots, and John Lennon glasses on the "net!)
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I never made it to that stage. Firstly I was still a "pre-teen/ early teen" in the 60s, with an Army Dad. Then, as soon as I graduated HS I joined military and Uncle took care of my haircut and my cloths! :p

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Just wondering, as a "slick sleeve" how did you get those sunglasses?

And I've pix of self from the sixties... may even post one or two in addition to what's already here...

It's not like I'm recognizable from then to now! :ROFLMAO:
 
DrEntropy said:
how did you get those sunglasses?
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I was a rebel! HA HA. Actually I don't remember how I got them (probably at the BX). I know when my eyes started going south (in basic) and I had to get prescription glasses, I ended up with AF issue BC Glasses. :geek:
 
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