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[Popeye]

Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.

 

[Basil]

Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.

You have no idea how close to home that is! LOL!

 

[Basil]

 

[Basil]

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Will glass coffins become a popular thing? Remains to be seen.

 

[JPSmit]

Will glass coffins become a popular thing? Remains to be seen.

certainly the arguments are clear.

 

[skatpony]

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam!

 

[Gliderman8]

Will glass coffins become a popular thing? Remains to be seen.

Back at ya…..
Let’s party like a mortician and grab a cold one.

 

[Basil]

Back at ya…..
Let’s party like a mortician and grab a cold one.

Basil checks to make sure these are in Groaners.

 

[equiprx]

I saw this store in the background on a street in Scotland.

"Thistle Do Nicely"

 

[John Turney]

Science puns make me numb,
but math puns make me number.

 

[JPSmit]

 

[AngliaGT]

So,I take it the boss gave you his joke book?

 

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

 

[Gliderman8]

 

[AngliaGT]

There's a Hog Farm just North of Laytonville,CA that I've passed by
many times.Never knew about that connection.

 

[Gliderman8]

Was going to post in “What’s everyone reading”

 

[Basil]

 

[equiprx]

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Major case of pucker for me.
As a rule I don't disturb spiders, but sometimes they get hurt when there is a close encounter.