Of course not, and how dare you Sir to suggest as such as.
I am merely going to be giving him up for adoption in order to pay for a divorce lawyer.
Hey it's either that or I become a Gigolo. I don't think there are many requests for a 44 year old one, even a studly one as I, in the market place.
PS: I regret, deeply, giving up Sir. Lancelot, my 67 Austin Mini Moke for adoption (and actually tried to buy him back, but alas it was too late) so I am sure Nigel too will be missed.