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A man lies in a hospital bed, dying. He’s surrounded by his two sons, his daughter, his wife and a nurse.

He turns to his family and says, “Peter, my eldest, I leave you the villas in Beverly Hills. Samantha, my beautiful daughter, to you I give the apartments in Los Angeles Plaza. Charlie, my youngest son, I see a long and bright future in you, so I leave the city center offices to you. And my dear wife, the three residential towers downtown are all yours.”

The nurse turns to the wife and says, “Ma'am, your husband must be very rich to be bequeathing so many properties. You all are so lucky.”

The wife replies, "Rich? Lucky? Are you kidding me? He’s a milkman. He’s giving us his routes.”
 
mezy said:
I had to walk two miles to catch a bus to school that was a mile away.
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when my kids were little it was my son's job to walk his younger sister to the bus. We were on the nearest bus route to the school. He would literally walk with her a couple hundred yards in the opposite direction to the school (the bottom of the street), He would get his sister on the bus and then walk to the same school. After school the same. The nature of the route meant that he would walk to the stop, meet his sister as she got off the bus and together they would walk home.

PS at 37 he doesn't drive and still walks almost everywhere.
 
JPSmit said:
when my kids were little it was my son's job to walk his younger sister to the bus. We were on the nearest bus route to the school. He would literally walk with her a couple hundred yards in the opposite direction to the school (the bottom of the street), He would get his sister on the bus and then walk to the same school. After school the same. The nature of the route meant that he would walk to the stop, meet his sister as she got off the bus and together they would walk home.

PS at 37 he doesn't drive and still walks almost everywhere.
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trophy is for him not you JP
 
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