Groaners - post yours here

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

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Yep, the right thread!

 

[JPSmit]

 

[3798j]

 

[Silverghost]

Do you know what happens when you fall behind on your exorcist payments?






You get repossessed.


I'm going to join JP!

 

[Basil]

 

[Basil]

 

[maynard]

 

[JPSmit]

that is the question.

 

[Basil]

 

[John Turney]

 

[maynard]

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
Bartender says "We don't serve breakfast here."

 

[JPSmit]

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
Bartender says "We don't serve breakfast here."

two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

 

[Basil]

two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

A nun, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Bartender looks up and says:
“Is this a joke?”

 

[mikephillips]

As an alternative,

A nun, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
You'd think they'd be paying attention to what's in front of them....

 

[JHaydon]

Before the crowbar was invented

Crows had to drink at home.

 

[Silverghost]

As an alternative,

A nun, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
You'd think they'd be paying attention to what's in front of them....

2nd alternative:

A nun, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says "I think I might be a typo."

 

[AngliaGT]

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I remember kicking the slats out of my crib the first time I heard that one.

 

[Silverghost]

2nd alternative:

A nun, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says "I think I might be a typo."

Same trio walks into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I might be a type-O."

 

[Basil]

Carnac the Magnificent: "Sis-Boom-Bah"
The question: "Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes"