Groaners - post yours here

[maynard]

 

[AngliaGT]

For Basil -

 

[John Turney]

 

[Mickey Richaud]

OK, I've only two, maybe three Motown puns left in me...

...Four Tops.

 

[Basil]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[Mickey Richaud]

 

[AngliaGT]

Guy #1 - You know why The Queen doesn't wave with this hand?"
(waves his right hand).

Guy #2 - "No,why?"

Guy #1 - "Because it's my hand"


(Use that one at your next British car meet.)

 

[maynard]

 

[maynard]

Scottish biologists crossed a watermelon with a cauliflower. Consumers of the new varietal were left with a sense of sadness known as Meloncauli

 

[bobhustead]

What!!!?
Bob

 

[John Turney]

Scottish biologists crossed a watermelon with a cauliflower. Consumers of the new varietal were left with a sense of sadness known as Meloncauli
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Definitely a groaner.

 

[AngliaGT]

Meloncauli - that's sad.

 

[John Turney]

 

[AngliaGT]

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And there's probably a Starbucks next door.

 

[BobHaskell]

And there's probably a Starbucks next door.

And a Wallgreens or CVS.

 

[maynard]

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[maynard]

 

[John Turney]

Excited to have gotten my bulbs planted today! My garden has a bright future.

 

[maynard]