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OK, I've only two, maybe three Motown puns left in me...

...Four Tops.
 
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Guy #1 - You know why The Queen doesn't wave with this hand?"
(waves his right hand).

Guy #2 - "No,why?"

Guy #1 - "Because it's my hand"


(Use that one at your next British car meet.)
 
Scottish biologists crossed a watermelon with a cauliflower. Consumers of the new varietal were left with a sense of sadness known as Meloncauli
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