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My son glued himself to his driver’s manual.
I’m glad he decided to adhere to the rules.
I’m glad he decided to adhere to the rules.
At his wedding, Jim-Bob went looking for his new bride. Opening the door to their bedroom, he found her and Billy Bob "in the act". He quietly shut the door and went downstairs to the reception. "Hey everybody, be quiet and follow me." Everyone quietly followed him up to the bedroom. Jim Bob opened the door and said "Look everyone! Billy Bob is so drunk, he thinks he's me!"Jim-Bob stopped Billy-Bob at the general store and said, "You need to close your curtains the next time you and the missus are gettin' intimate, Billy-Bob. The whole town was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Billy-Bob replied, "Joke's on y'all, I wasn't even home yesterday!"
There really need to be a groaning reaction available to posts (in addition to the thumbs up, check, etc.). Or maybe doubled over in sickness?
Oy…. Double Oy