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Do you know what happens when you fall behind on your exorcist payments?






You get repossessed.


I'm going to join JP! :D
 
that is the question.
 
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
Bartender says "We don't serve breakfast here."
 
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
Bartender says "We don't serve breakfast here."
two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
 
As an alternative,

A nun, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
You'd think they'd be paying attention to what's in front of them....
2nd alternative:

A nun, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says "I think I might be a typo."
 
2nd alternative:

A nun, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says "I think I might be a typo."
Same trio walks into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I might be a type-O."
 
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