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A man takes his pant to a Greek tailor.
An exhausted American, in Berlin on business, stops at the bar on the way back to his hotel. He says to the bartender, "dry martini." The bartender gives him an odd look, so (being an American), he simply repeats louder, "DRY MARTINI!"
The bartender shrugs and pours him three martinis.
The bartender shrugs and pours him three martinis.
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Also when they accumulate cats.
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To measure the quality of our puns you must use a sighsmograph.
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