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A man takes his pant to a Greek tailor.
The tailor takes the pants and holds them up. He turns to the man and says “Euripides?”​

“Yes”, the man responds, “Eumenides?”​

 
An exhausted American, in Berlin on business, stops at the bar on the way back to his hotel. He says to the bartender, "dry martini." The bartender gives him an odd look, so (being an American), he simply repeats louder, "DRY MARTINI!"
The bartender shrugs and pours him three martinis.
 
And while we're on the subject of multilingual puns...

The only way to kill a French vampire is to drive a baguette through its heart. It works but it is painstaking.
 
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