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[Basil]

 

[mezy]

called my ex huricane july, same thing

 

[Gliderman8]

 

[maynard]

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

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Leisure Suit Larry was heir to foreign neighbor Keith's eight counterfeit beige sleighs that he received from the feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Neither he nor Keith, who was a citizen of another sovereign country, had the height to use the sleighs, so Larry had to either forfeit the inheritance or trade it to purchase his favorite eiderdown quilt.

 

[Basil]

 

[mikephillips]

Woody had heard there was a secret stash there...

 

[Gliderman8]

 

[Hamish Racing]

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that’s sad have they gone metric ?

 

[BobHaskell]

that’s sad have they gone metric ?

Since they're not going to make them any longer, they can't go metric (1 meter = 39.37 inches, 3.37 inches longer than a yard).

 

[Popeye]

Since they're not going to make them any longer, they can't go metric (1 meter = 39.37 inches, 3.37 inches longer than a yard).

Sadly even the inch has gone metric: since 1959, it is defined as 2.54 cm.

Long gone are the days when an inch was the width of a man’s thumb, or later “three grains of barley, dry and round, placed end to end lengthwise”, or “the combined lengths of 12 poppyseeds” > Inch | unit of measurement <

 

[JHaydon]

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

 

[Popeye]

 

[Popeye]

 

[Basil]

 

[Basil]

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A major safety breakthrough in Star Trek was the invention of seat belts!

 

[Basil]

Disclaimer: it wasn't me!

 

[14dna]

My sister sent me a text yesterday.
My brother, David had his id stolen. Now he is just Dav

 

[Basil]

My sister sent me a text yesterday.
My brother, David had his id stolen. Now he is just Dav

My Uncle Sid had the same thing, now when we want to call hum, we just make an "S" sound.