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Leisure Suit Larry was heir to foreign neighbor Keith's eight counterfeit beige sleighs that he received from the feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Neither he nor Keith, who was a citizen of another sovereign country, had the height to use the sleighs, so Larry had to either forfeit the inheritance or trade it to purchase his favorite eiderdown quilt.
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Woody had heard there was a secret stash there...
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Since they're not going to make them any longer, they can't go metric (1 meter = 39.37 inches, 3.37 inches longer than a yard).that’s sad have they gone metric ?
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Sadly even the inch has gone metric: since 1959, it is defined as 2.54 cm.Since they're not going to make them any longer, they can't go metric (1 meter = 39.37 inches, 3.37 inches longer than a yard).
Long gone are the days when an inch was the width of a man’s thumb, or later “three grains of barley, dry and round, placed end to end lengthwise”, or “the combined lengths of 12 poppyseeds” > Inch | unit of measurement <
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My Uncle Sid had the same thing, now when we want to call hum, we just make an "S" sound.