I've said for years the following statement:
"Women are just like vintage cars. They're epensive to maintain, break down when you least expect it, are often unreliable, and likely to leave you stranded. The difference between the two is that cars have resale value."
I married my wife because she was the first woman who thought the statement was really funny.
A very good litmus test if I must say so myself. :wink:
Jody