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equiprx
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Imperial is LHD and the metric is RHD.
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A new all-time low. And it's wonderful!
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It was put there recently by request. It was the closest thing I could come up with to a groaner emoji
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Best is to have someone else need to explain what they were doing while you stand and quietly chuckle. When he was a teen my youngest brother had a couple friends who he could talk into trying just about anything. Now it was never dangerous, just tricks played on people and such. But he'd get a laugh when something he dared one to do ended up embarrassing them.
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This could have been in food or music. Since I couldn't decide, it's here in groaners:
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One I heard Norm McDonald tell.
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
"Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
"Sure, how about this," said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
Patty walks into the manager's office and proceeds to tell her, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." Patty holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."