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I've heard a similar one that had to do with scientists experimenting to see what the effects of pot would be on certain arctic birds.
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And the young vandal sneaked along the finger piers at night, painting the backs of all the boats different colors. And the piano teacher glared at his poorly performing student every time he hit a bad note. And so on.
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John was an extremely busy guy,and found that he
couldn't run a business,be at meetings,plus do all of the
other things he needed to do,so he went to a Clone Expert,
who told him that they could produce a clone that would
take his place,when needed.
When he met his clone,he was extremely excited,as it
could take his place without anyone noticing the difference.
The one thing that he hadn't counted on was that his clone
was extremely foul-mouthed,one thing John hadn't counted
on,so had to figure out a way to get rid of the clone.
John devised a plan,and took his clone to a 20 story -
building.They took the elevator to the top floor,then walked
up to the roof.As the clone was admiring the view,John pushed
him off,eliminating the clone as it hit the ground,killing him
instantly.John was very pleased with himself at that point,figuring
that he'd taken care of the problem,and once again ,very pleased
with himself.
John went back to work,and was shocked when the police
showed up to arrest him,especially after hearing what he was charged
with -
- "MAKING AN OBSCENE CLONE FALL"
couldn't run a business,be at meetings,plus do all of the
other things he needed to do,so he went to a Clone Expert,
who told him that they could produce a clone that would
take his place,when needed.
When he met his clone,he was extremely excited,as it
could take his place without anyone noticing the difference.
The one thing that he hadn't counted on was that his clone
was extremely foul-mouthed,one thing John hadn't counted
on,so had to figure out a way to get rid of the clone.
John devised a plan,and took his clone to a 20 story -
building.They took the elevator to the top floor,then walked
up to the roof.As the clone was admiring the view,John pushed
him off,eliminating the clone as it hit the ground,killing him
instantly.John was very pleased with himself at that point,figuring
that he'd taken care of the problem,and once again ,very pleased
with himself.
John went back to work,and was shocked when the police
showed up to arrest him,especially after hearing what he was charged
with -
- "MAKING AN OBSCENE CLONE FALL"
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The guy that came up with the wind chill factor died. He was 85 but felt 64.
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Should have been the "ant magnifying company".
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Toto used to run a similar print ad with either golf or tennis ball’s.
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Funny you should mention Toto. I have replaced both of the toilets in our house with Toto low flow Drake toilets. I love those things there are amazing.