Groaners - post yours here

[LarryK]

Don't look up!

 

[Gliderman8]

When I was in South Africa I witnessed a lion up in a tree eating a zebra that it had killed. Below the tree was a bunch of vultures fighting over whatever dropped to the ground. I’m still amazed at how the lion got the zebra (size of a horse) up the tree.

 

[Basil]

From my older sister who shows Boxers at the national level.

 

[Basil]

 

[Gliderman8]

And she has Fission Chips for lunch.

 

[AngliaGT]

Yeah...she's glowing.

 

[Basil]

 

[John Turney]

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Just stay out of airplanes.

 

[AngliaGT]

"Look Wendy.....I can fly!"

 

[mikephillips]

No Gilligan, you can't fly.....

 

[Basil]

 

[Basil]

 

[Basil]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[mezy]

Two old biddies sitting on a park bench chatting and enjoying the sun,
when suddenly a male streaker runs by, naked as a new born
one poor old dear had a stroke
the other old dear wasn't quick enough

 

[John Turney]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One you cure with tweetment, the other with oinkment.

 

[Gliderman8]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

 

[John Turney]

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This is the Groaners Thread!

 

[mezy]

TOUCAN

 

[mezy]

ONECAN