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Sam! It's you.
 
My circle of friends over the years
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My Uncle,who lived in Iowa sent us kids a note one year,just before Christmas -
"Watch for a big package".


He never sent one,just wanted us to watch for one.
 

A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country.​

He doesn’t know much about chickens,​

So he decides to go consult with some of the locals.​

He finds an old farmer and asks if he might be able to give him some pointers.​

The old farmer tells him​

β€œsure, meet me here at 6 am tomorrow and I’ll show you the ropes.”​

The young man gets up and meets the old farmer the next morning, and is surprised to find him waiting outside his chicken coop with a 3-piece suit on, including a top hat, cane, monocle, and even spats.​

The young man is baffled but decides to play along and say nothing.​

They enter the chicken coops and the young man is immediately attacked by a group of 20-30 chickens.​

They peck at his feet, fly up to claw at his face, and beat him over the head with their wings.​

After about 30 seconds of this, the young man runs off out of the coop.​

He turns around and sees the old farmer standing there calmly, not a chicken even paying him a second glance.​

The young man says​

β€œThat was crazy, they were all over me and they didn’t even touch you!”​

The old farmer says​

β€œLesson one young man: whenever you deal with chickens you’ve got to dress impeccably”​

 

A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country.​

He doesn’t know much about chickens,​

So he decides to go consult with some of the locals.​

He finds an old farmer and asks if he might be able to give him some pointers.​

The old farmer tells him​

β€œsure, meet me here at 6 am tomorrow and I’ll show you the ropes.”​

The young man gets up and meets the old farmer the next morning, and is surprised to find him waiting outside his chicken coop with a 3-piece suit on, including a top hat, cane, monocle, and even spats.​

The young man is baffled but decides to play along and say nothing.​

They enter the chicken coops and the young man is immediately attacked by a group of 20-30 chickens.​

They peck at his feet, fly up to claw at his face, and beat him over the head with their wings.​

After about 30 seconds of this, the young man runs off out of the coop.​

He turns around and sees the old farmer standing there calmly, not a chicken even paying him a second glance.​

The young man says​

β€œThat was crazy, they were all over me and they didn’t even touch you!”​

The old farmer says​

β€œLesson one young man: whenever you deal with chickens you’ve got to dress impeccably”​

Groooonnnn!!!
 
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