Groaners - post yours here

[mikephillips]

We lived in the middle of the road and every morning we had to lick the road clean.
Pay to work at the mill and when we got home Dad would cut us into pieces and dance around.

Tell young people that these days, and they won't believe you...

 

[John Turney]

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Last Spring we drove through Austin, NV, which is on US Hwy 50. The sign at the entrance to town said "Practicing Social Distancing since 1894."

 

[waltesefalcon]

 

[JPSmit]

We lived in the middle of the road and every morning we had to lick the road clean.
Pay to work at the mill and when we got home Dad would cut us into pieces and dance around.

Tell young people that these days, and they won't believe you...

luxury!

 

[Basil]

Saw this at local indoor mercado. Thought about buying it for Doc.

 

[Basil]

 

[DrEntropy]

 

[mezy]

I built a wooden car once, but it wooden start

 

[Basil]

I built a wooden car once, but it wooden start

Was it a Morgan?

 

[mezy]

YEP,

 

[Basil]

I'm writing a book about a narcissistic opera singer. I'm calling it.

Me Me Me Me Meee

 

[Gliderman8]

I'm writing a book about a narcissistic opera singer. I'm calling it.

Me Me Me Me Meee

 

[maynard]

 

[John Turney]

Not only will that make you groan, it'll make you croak.

 

[Basil]

Not only will that make you groan, it'll make you croak.

It's a girl frog. I call her Rosie. Rosie the ribbiter.

(I'll show myself out)

 

[JPSmit]

 

[John Turney]

Medieval England had to decide whether to build a water barrier around the castle, or to build carriages. So they founded the Department of Moat or Vehicles.

 

[Popeye]

Medieval England had to decide whether to build a water barrier around the castle, or to build carriages. So they founded the Department of Moat or Vehicles.

Groan… .

(I’ll have to share this at the thanksgiving table)

 

[Basil]

 

[Basil]