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A line from an old Doctor Who episode says it all fer me:

"DEATH to all eight-legs!!"
 
A line from an old Doctor Who episode says it all fer me:

"DEATH to all eight-legs!!"
Seems like a missed opportunity to say "Exterminate!"
 
Seems like a missed opportunity to say "Exterminate!"
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
 
I'd probably reach that accumulation of wealth point on just a quarter each. But that would also depend on stopping that tendency for them to run screaming into the night when seeing me...
 
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