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[maynard]

 

[Basil]

 

[maynard]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[Silverghost]

 

[John Turney]

 

[John Turney]

This one's for Basil:

 

[Basil]

This one's for Basil:

Yes, little known to most folks, there is a moat around the perimeter of the entire state.

 

[John Turney]

Yes, little known to most folks, there is a moat around the perimeter of the entire state.

That's why we onlt came within a couple of miles of the border last week.

 

[maynard]

 

[JPSmit]

A new study suggests that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

 

[DrEntropy]

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

I can. For me, it was 1973.

 

[Gliderman8]

I can. For me, it was 1973.

We heard it through the apevine.

 

[Silverghost]

A new study suggests that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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The other morning I woke up and shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I shall never know........

 

[Basil]

We heard it through the apevine.

I would ask him about it, but I don't want to pry, mate.

 

[Gliderman8]

I would ask him about it, but I don't want to pry, mate.

 

[waltesefalcon]

The other morning I woke up and shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I shall never know........

Good one Capt. Spalding.

 

[NutmegCT]

Hooray for Captain Spaulding - the African Explorer!

Note how Groucho sneaks in the Yiddish word Schnorrer.

 

[Basil]

Hooray for Captain Spaulding - the African Explorer!

Note how Groucho sneaks in the Yiddish word Schnorrer.

There’s a word you don’t hear every day. In fact I’d never heard it.

 

[Gliderman8]

Hooray for Captain Spaulding - the African Explorer!

Note how Groucho sneaks in the Yiddish word Schnorrer.

My dad spoke Yiddish. He would tell me “by the time you grow up it will a lost language”