Groaners - post yours here

[John Turney]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[Basil]

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Luckily my NAMI fundraiser is a WALK! > Family to Family All Stars <

 

[AngliaGT]

In the park?

 

[Basil]

In the park?

Actually yes. Balloon Fiesta Park.

 

[Popeye]

If you get a loan at a bank, you'll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank, you'll be out in 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.

A dog accepts you as the boss. A cat wants to see your resume.

 

[mikephillips]

My mortgage is payed off the end of this summer, it's amazing how much stuff I get from the lender telling me I need to refinance now to lower the rate 100, 200 bucks a month And they can do that over only an additional 10 to 15 years...

 

[DrEntropy]

Getting those same "offers" here, along with an endless stream of postcards and letters wanting to "Buy your house, CASH! No repairs or inspections needed!" Yeah, and just what tree do they think I fell out of?

I found the postcards make excellent single-use "mud boards" for mixing up small amounts of epoxy tho.

 

[mikephillips]

I get the "we'll buy" stuff all the time too, along with "we have someone who has made an offer" cards. Even if I was interested in selling, I'd do something much more reputable than that. We sold my folks home now that they're both gone early in the year, went through a recommended by others I've know for decades realtor. Was on the market about 10 days before we reached a deal with a young couple.

 

[John Turney]

My mortgage is payed off the end of this summer, it's amazing how much stuff I get from the lender telling me I need to refinance now to lower the rate 100, 200 bucks a month And they can do that over only an additional 10 to 15 years...

Our mortgage has been paid off for years and we still get those.

 

[AngliaGT]

But I'll bet your car warranty has expired.
"I know a guy...."

 

[Gliderman8]

My wife says I only have 2 faults: i dont listen and something else.

 

[Popeye]

I’m always surprised how often my wife starts a conversation with “Are you even listening?”

 

[BobHaskell]

I’m always surprised how often my wife starts a conversation with “Are you even listening?”

How can you tell?

 

[Popeye]

How can you tell?

the flying shoe is sometimes a clue...

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

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Groaners. Yep, this qualifies!

 

[Basil]

 

[Popeye]

We definitely need a "Groan" reaction icon...

 

[JPSmit]