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Elliot, between you, me and that guy in Sarasota, it ain't lost yet!
I wish I was in your group. My parents only spoke Yiddish when they didn't want me to know what they were saying.Elliot, between you, me and that guy in Sarasota, it ain't lost yet!
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My dad and his parents would speak Yiddish around the table. My mom never spoke it nor understood it so she would get quite annoyed being left out of the conversation.
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It's more fun to watch when they don't turn around!
mikephillips
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With the way things are going out west, may no make a difference soon. No more water to boat in.
Silverghost
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And which ones only fill up Mustangs??
Wait for it..........
Shell bees!!!!
Wait for it..........
Shell bees!!!!
equiprx
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I won't give my impression of that
The Kansas Department of Transportation (KDOT) found over 450 dead crows on I-35 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.
KDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah","Cah" not a single one could shout "Truck"!!!
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.
KDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah","Cah" not a single one could shout "Truck"!!!
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The mention of Yiddish in a groaners thread reminds me of my first mother-in-law's favorite joke. New breed of dairy cow. It's a cross between a Guernsey and a Holstein. It's a Goldstein. Doesn't go "moo", it goes "nu". I'll be here all week. BTW, I'm getting old. Had to look up "its" vs "it's".
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There’s a hole in the fence at the nude beach. The police are looking into it.