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[DocDup1]

If I find my mind, I will ask about my hair.

 

[equiprx]

If I find my mind, I will ask about my hair.

There are methods to mitigate the loss of hair.
No one I know has a method to replace the mind.
The one in the Mary Shelly's or Mel Brooks "Frankenstein" didn't end well.

 

[BobHaskell]

There are methods to mitigate the loss of hair.
No one I know has a method to replace the mind.
The one in the Mary Shelly's or Mel Brooks "Frankenstein" didn't end well.

The monster in Mel Brooks' version ended up a financial genius. For the Doctor - it's true, it's true!

 

[equiprx]

It's true, it's true!

Just saw Blazing Saddles again last night.
You might be thinking "Oh what mysteries of love....".

 

[Gliderman8]

 

[AngliaGT]

Will the band be called "More Cow Bell"?

 

[Gliderman8]

I was going to tell you a sodium joke, but then I thought, "Na".

 

[Gliderman8]

My friend's bread bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

 

[AngliaGT]

I was going to tell you a sodium joke, but then I thought, "Na".

Wouldn't that be rubbing salt into the wound ?

 

[John Turney]

Given the day:

 

[Gliderman8]

I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

 

[Gliderman8]

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

 

[maynard]

 

[AngliaGT]

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

We already heard it - remember?

 

[maynard]

 

[AngliaGT]

That's corny.

 

[Basil]

At least I'm posting in Groaners.

 

[John Turney]

 

[Gliderman8]

 

[Basil]

Dung Beetle walks into a bar....

Is this stool taken?