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Groaners - post yours here
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I could have put this in the Food thread, but someone thought bad puns don't belong there.
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Interesting fact about 12 inch rulers.
Did you know that they’re not making them any longer?
Did you know that they’re not making them any longer?
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Same with yardsticks.
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No, you get 3-foot rulers at a yard sale.
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May-be the chicken soup is in the IV.
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I get your dilemma groaners or food related !!!???
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And here I think of plastic surgery as taking a model kit and altering it to something else....
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What kind of train eats too much?
A chew-chew train.
A chew-chew train.