• Hi Guest!
    If you appreciate British Car Forum and our 25 years of supporting British car enthusiasts with technical and anicdotal information, collected from our thousands of great members, please support us with a low-cost subscription. You can become a supporting member for less than the dues of most car clubs.
    There are some perks with a member upgrade!
    **Upgrade Now**
    (PS: Subscribers don't see this gawd-aweful banner
Tips
Tips

Groaners - post yours here

Share this page

Last year my brother was having some major surgery on a Tuesday. The doctor asked him when his birthday is. As my brother’s birthday was coming up that week he said
“Hopefully Thursday”.
The doctor had a good laugh and my brother is doing well today!
 
I was having a septoplasty a number of years ago, under a partial anesthetic. I remember the doctor saying "Oh s**t"
 
maynard said:
I was having a septoplasty a number of years ago, under a partial anesthetic. I remember the doctor saying "Oh s**t"
Click to expand...
I think you mean a “colonoscopy”. :devilgrin:
 
I knew I should never have given my wife that new steam iron for her birthday!
steam.jpg
 
IMG_8311.jpeg
 
#1852 puts me in mind of my late friend Elliot. He invented a line of western wear made from recycled newspaper. He went out west to seek his fortune, but was soon hanged for rustling.
Bob
 
bobhustead said:
#1852 puts me in mind of my late friend Elliot. He invented a line of western wear made from recycled newspaper. He went out west to seek his fortune, but was soon hanged for rustling.
Bob
Click to expand...
Clothes made from paper? That’s a lot of sheet.
 
Back
Top