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As I'm being rolled into the operating room, I look at the doc and mutter "Go easy doc - this is my first operation".

Doc says "Mine too".
 
Last year my brother was having some major surgery on a Tuesday. The doctor asked him when his birthday is. As my brother’s birthday was coming up that week he said
“Hopefully Thursday”.
The doctor had a good laugh and my brother is doing well today!
 
I was having a septoplasty a number of years ago, under a partial anesthetic. I remember the doctor saying "Oh s**t"
 
maynard said:
I was having a septoplasty a number of years ago, under a partial anesthetic. I remember the doctor saying "Oh s**t"
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I think you mean a “colonoscopy”. :devilgrin:
 
I knew I should never have given my wife that new steam iron for her birthday!
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#1852 puts me in mind of my late friend Elliot. He invented a line of western wear made from recycled newspaper. He went out west to seek his fortune, but was soon hanged for rustling.
Bob
 
bobhustead said:
#1852 puts me in mind of my late friend Elliot. He invented a line of western wear made from recycled newspaper. He went out west to seek his fortune, but was soon hanged for rustling.
Bob
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Clothes made from paper? That’s a lot of sheet.
 
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