WOOHOO! I can get my paint job now!!!

[jaybird]

FROM THE DESK OF:
PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO
Executive Governor,
Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN}
Federal Republic of Nigeria.
private email address: cbn_governor7@mail2banker.com

ATTENTION: HONOURABLE CONTRACTOR.

IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT CONTRACT NO;
MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,VALUED AT(US$12M)

From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the federal government of Nigeria your name and company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments.

I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is (US$12M) TWELVE MILLION,UNITED STATES DOLLARS).

Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings:

1) Your full name.
2) Your Telephone, fax and mobile number
3) company name,position and address.
4) Your receiving Banking particulars.
5) Copy of your international passport.

As soon as this informations are received, your payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft or wired to your bank account diretly from Our Coresponding bank in abroad and copies of the transfer documents will be given
to you for you to take to your bank and confirm when the funds will be credited into your account. Please get in touch with me first by my secured and confidential email: cbn_governor7@mail2banker.com

As soon as you receive this mail for more clarification.

PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO.
Executive Governor,
Central Bank Of Nigeria

 

[77MidgetMkIV]

Yahoo! I just hope that isn't the money that I am transferring for the widow of a prince, also in Nigeria, that needs a U.S. citizen to withdraw the money! She has graciously promised me 25% of the proceeds. All I need to supply is my "banking specifics"! What a bargain!

 

[jaybird]

Tell ya what. Since you're going to be dealing with that country anyway, just go ahead and reply to my email with your Banking particulars. I'll give you half my $12mil for your trouble.

Deal?

 

[77MidgetMkIV]

My day just keeps getting better! While I am at it, I am going to give them my ATM pin and all my online banking usernames and PWs, and get them on the deed to my house. I figure that they might help the transfer /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazyeyes.gif

 

[Radford]

You know we laugh, but somewhere someone will still be dumb enough to respond with the information requested.

 

[jaybird]

Certainly might expedite things.

 

[jaybird]

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You know we laugh, but somewhere someone will still be dumb enough to respond with the information requested.

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On a serious note here, last year my husband's nephew (no blood of mine!!) called me. Hysterically excited. Had gotten one of the Nigerian scam emails. After an hour on the phone with him, I still wasn't sure I'd convinced him NOT to reply to it.

 

[77MidgetMkIV]

Yeah. I am in the tech industry, and you would be surprised what some people do under the believe that it is on the "up and up", or do to their PCs, or not do in the case of protective applications.

And then they come crawling to me... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif

 

[jaybird]

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... you would be surprised what some people ... do to their PCs, or not do in the case of protective applications. And then they come crawling to me... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif

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HEY. I resemble that remark!

 

[77MidgetMkIV]

not at all! judging by your ability to describe your HD issues, you are an expert compared to the amoebas that I have to deal with some times, though I get paid to know this stuff, and they do not. Guess it is all relative.

 

[BOXoROCKS]

I got the same Email offer too. I simply replied that my firm had just purchased that country,and that they were to vacate the premises within 24 hrs.

 

[jerryrosa]

OMG!
That sounds just like the offer I just replied to.
I can't wait to get my money. After I finish paying of the mortgage on my restoration, I'm gonna get me some off those "Male Enhancement" pills they talked about in that other email.

I'm gonna be soooo popular this summer!

I can't wait!

Jerry /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[jaybird]

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OMG!I just can't wait to me some of those "Male Enhancement" pills they talked about in that other email.
Jerry /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Umm Jerry, I just have ONE thing to say to you...Italian or not...

((pssst, lemme know if those pills work)) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif

 

[jerryrosa]

LMAO Jaybird!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

Italian, heeheehee /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[jaybird]

Going for a ride! Gotta get all my impotent - oops, I mean IMPORTANT - paperwork together to fax to Nigeria. Back later boys!

 

[jerryrosa]

And wow,..the way you quote, you'd make a great journalist! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[jaybird]

See new thread.

 

[Moose33]

off topic:: Where do you keep coming up with those nifty different emoticons/graemlins?

 

[Bruce74B]

Wait...you mean that Barrister was lying to me???? Ut oh, I better stop my wife...she is on her way out this weekend to go shopping to spend our new found Nigerian friend's money!

Bruce

 

[jaybird]

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off topic:: Where do you keep coming up with those nifty different emoticons/graemlins?

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Just got them here and there on the internet. One of the useless files I didn't lose when my hard drive failed last week. Want them? I can email them to you?