mehheh. Funny how that works... "That crazy ol' bastage has GUNS... an' he's one a them Veet Naam veterans!"
'bout says it all.
Shortly after we moved in here I was home eating lunch. Had stripped down to just work pants... a neighbor comes to the door and said she'd seen a pit bull snarch a cat out of a tree... 12 year old cat, next door 12 year old kid's FRIEND... I was out the door, thru a neighbor's yard, grabbed a broom handle from the ground and was runnin' down th' street barefoot and shirtless, sharpenin' the stick onna pavement as I went... yellin' to anyone outside: "Where'd that ******' dog go?!? I'm gonna KILL th' sumbich!"
Dog got away by a whisker: ran home 4 blocks and "mom" was outside... when I got to her, she sided with the dog. She got an earful about going to the 12 year old and explaning "It was just an accident the beast got loose" and told her if I ever saw that dog loose again under ANY circumstance, she'd have a big hole to dig: "It's a DEAD dog right NOW, it just don't know it yet!"
Rumor spread about the "White Kunta-Kinte" whacko pretty fast... never did get to pop the dog, tho. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif