RG, I was feeling rather benevolent when I made the comment about the width of your sarcastic streak. It's still narrower than mine!
Yes, I did place the ad, but before these gentle readers get the wrong idea, let me "splain.
I had received the dreaded ultimatum of "Either the cars go, or I go." After careful consideration
and evaluation I put an ad in the Tucson paper that said "For sale, one 1950 wife. One owner, low mileage. Take over payments." She was not amused, and there were no takers. Come to think of it, she was a blonde, too! She was also gone within three months. I kept the Bugeyes, the Morris Minor convertible, etc. Pretty good deal, in my estimation.
Jeff