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A genie granted me one wish, so I wished to be happy.
Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
mikephillips
Yoda
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And depending on where you live you can look outside and see Snow White, all over the ground....
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Glad you weren’t hurt. It could have been drain damage.
A man went to the doctor's
He said, "Doctor you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme £20, I really need £20"
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on." The doctor asked.
"That's nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it said "Man, I really need £10, just lend me £10!!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen or heard of anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait, Doc, that's not it.
There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him. The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead,
"Please, I just need £5. Lend me £5 please if you can."
I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books.
"I can make a well-educated guess, though. Based on life and all my previous experience, I can tell you that your leg appears to be broke in three places.
He said, "Doctor you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme £20, I really need £20"
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on." The doctor asked.
"That's nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it said "Man, I really need £10, just lend me £10!!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen or heard of anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait, Doc, that's not it.
There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him. The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead,
"Please, I just need £5. Lend me £5 please if you can."
I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books.
"I can make a well-educated guess, though. Based on life and all my previous experience, I can tell you that your leg appears to be broke in three places.
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I'm a little slow this morning, but I got it after a few seconds.
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