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The ultimate definition of hereditary.
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What's the difference between black-eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black-eyed peas can sing us a song, but chickpeas can only hummus one.
Black-eyed peas can sing us a song, but chickpeas can only hummus one.
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Topiary cow !!?? 
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I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
I turned to a local tribesman and said "That lizards really funny."
The tribesman replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand up chameleon."
I turned to a local tribesman and said "That lizards really funny."
The tribesman replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand up chameleon."