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Whe all have experience the "why did I come into the kitchen" kind of moments.

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What is the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
 
Mentally incapacitated.
 
I went to Starbucks the other day, and just for fun I ordered a "Grande Iced Mocha, no foam quad soy hexagon vortex double cream with no ice."

Imagine my surprise when they handed me my order!
 
My favorite Starbucks story is the guy who told them his name was Mark with a C. When he got his cup, it said Cark.
 
Basil said:
Oh geez, we never shoulda put Smitty on the decorating committee!
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The other day, I went to my cardiologist for a follow up.
Around the waiting room was the usual webs, pumpkins and bats.
I didn't notice at first, but one of the chairs was occupied by a life sized skeleton reading a newspaper.
That could have been interpreted as Ironic but I had a big laugh.
I'm such an idiot, I should have snapped a pic to share here.
 
equiprx said:
The other day, I went to my cardiologist for a follow up.
Around the waiting room was the usual webs, pumpkins and bats.
I didn't notice at first, but one of the chairs was occupied by a life sized skeleton reading a newspaper.
That could have been interpreted as Ironic but I had a big laugh.
I'm such an idiot, I should have snapped a pic to share here.
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Was it waiting for his appointment?
 
John Turney said:
Was it waiting for his appointment?
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I'm sure he was, but he didn't have the right insurance so he had to wait.
Why didn't I take a pic of it???
 
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