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[AngliaGT]

And how old were the magazines there?

 

[equiprx]

And how old were the magazines there?

No magazines in doctors offices since Covid.

 

[maynard]

 

[DocDup1]

I recently visited a friend in a hospice facility. On my way out, I noticed a menu posted for the next day meals. I was shocked to see that desert was, Death by Chocolate!

 

[Gliderman8]

I recently visited a friend in a hospice facility. On my way out, I noticed a menu posted for the next day meals. I was shocked to see that desert was, Death by Chocolate!

Should have been angle food cake.

 

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

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"Hey man, am I driving ok?"
(Cheech looks around) "I think we're parked, man."

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Two slices of bread got married.

Everyone thought the wedding was amazing.

Until someone toasted the bride and groom.

 

[John Turney]

 

[AngliaGT]

"Hey man, am I driving ok?"
(Cheech looks around) "I think we're parked, man."

"Dave's not here,man"

 

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

Jaws, y'all!

 

[Gliderman8]

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Our first car just after we got married.

 

[Basil]

We all know that Bruce Lee was fast
But he had an even faster brother

Sudden Lee

 

[BobHaskell]

We all know that Bruce Lee was fast
But he had an even faster brother

Sudden Lee

I preferred their sister, Sarah

 

[equiprx]

I preferred their sister, Sarah

Yummy!

 

[AngliaGT]

I preferred their sister, Sarah

And her sister,who went by "Plain".
She wasn't much to look at,but she had a great personality.

 

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

Does anyone know how long chicken lasts in the freezer?

I put one in last night and it was dead this morning.

 

[AngliaGT]

Sounds like it was expired.