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So the Feds would pay for it.
On a related note, when they went to a Federal 55 MPH speed limit, Hawaii had to raise theirs from 45 MPH.
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My house is haunted by a chicken. It’s actually a poultry-geist. A real fowl spirit.
I called in an eggs-orcist.
He helped it cross over to the other side.
I called in an eggs-orcist.
He helped it cross over to the other side.
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You certainly scrambled that story!
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I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition.
I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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I’m missing it but I’ll keep trying.
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Pickle Ball!
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Pickle Ball!
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Don’t you have a bathroom to work on?
