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After attending many math conferences together E (2.71828) and Pi (3.1415926 etc etc...) decided to get married. Sadly it was a tumultuous marriage and after time they decided to go to a marriage counselor. Sitting opposite each other the counselor asked Pi what was wrong with E. He said "She's irrational, IRRATIONAL" But E instantly yelled back "but he goes on and on forever"
 
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I may have told this before but, if so then, here it is again. I had a physics professor who always looked up when he broke the chalk he was writing with. Yes that was still back in the dark ages when we had chalk and blackboards although I think they were green. Mostly, one does not want to question a professor's quirks but finally, one of the students asked why he did that. With a harmph, he said, "There is a very small but finite probability it will fall up and if that happens I don't want to miss it."
 
When I worked the Produce department at Safeway,I dropped a small,
short knife that U was trimming with.I kicked it,it flipped up,& stuck in the
styrofoam ceiling.I was afraid to look up,but luckily it fell,missing me.
 
The tailor's testimony was threadbare.
 
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