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The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

Chocolate bunnies are the answer, who cares what the question is. Happy Easter!
 
"Found about 1,000 Easter eggs already. Trying to explain to this cop it's not my fault if the grocery store did a bad job hiding them." - Guy Endore-Kaiser

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your bosses' job.

No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
 
NutmegCT said:
Sweet Ruth got on my motorbike,
on the seat in back of me.
I hit a bump at 95 -
And rode on Ruth-lessly.
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There was a young man from Boston
Who drove around town in an Austin
Mumble mumble mumble
Mumble mumble mumble
mumble mumble mumble them.
 
A little note to the person who stole my antidepressants.
"I hope you're happy now".
 
You can drive through Norway in a Chevrolet or you can just cruise along in a fjord.
 
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