Success, at last! So my conclusion: Hot wire to the coil had been on a wrong connector on the fuse box. I replaced my battery after I left the key on and she went belly up. Lastly, in search of spark, I pulled the first spark plug out, hooked it back into the spark plug wire, held it close to a ground source, had the wife turn the car over, and it started and ran rough on five cylinders. Shut it off, re-installed the spark plug I removed and she fired and ran fine. Seems that first spark plug was probably in the rubber boot but not seated (connected to the wire) appropriately....I guess. Weird, but I'm happy she's running.