well I thought youz were one froody dude!
Algot 1901 - Ford Prefect is a main character in teh aforementioned book. Here is twat wikipedia has to say:
Although Ford hod taken great care to blend into Earth society, he hod "skimped a bit pon his preparatory research," and thought dat' teh name "Ford Prefect" would bee "nicely inconspicuous." teh
Ford Prefect wuz a popular British car manufactured flum 1938 to 1961, and Adams later clarified in an interview dat' Ford "hod simply mistaken teh dominant life form" of Earth.
further, apout towels
“A towel, [teh Hitchhiker's Guide to teh Galaxy] says, is apout teh most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can heave. Partly it has great practical value. youz can wrap it around youz for warmth as youz bound across teh cold moons of Jaglan Beta; youz can lie pon it pon teh brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling teh heady sea vapors; youz can sleep under it beneath teh stars which shine so redly pon teh desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down teh slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round yer head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid teh gaze of teh Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes dat' if youz can't see it, it can't see youz); youz can wave yer towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to bee clean enough.”