Groaners - post yours here

Basil · Mar 3, 2025

uhhg

Gliderman8 · Mar 3, 2025

Basil said:
uhhg
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A good one

Gliderman8 · Mar 9, 2025

A real Groaner. Apologies in advance.

Gliderman8 · Mar 10, 2025

NutmegCT · Mar 10, 2025

But only the Timex keeps on licking ...

:jester:

Gliderman8 · Mar 11, 2025

Popeye · Mar 11, 2025

Man, I'm loving that facepalm emoji today...

Gliderman8 · Mar 11, 2025

Popeye said:
Man, I'm loving that facepalm emoji today...

Great, you just might use it again

Popeye · Mar 11, 2025

My face is getting numb...

- keep 'em coming. Despite my repeated faceplants, I'm laughing and happy!

AngliaGT · Mar 11, 2025

A cop came to a guy's house and said -
"It looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
The husband replied - "Yeah,but she has a great personality"

Basil · Mar 17, 2025

Well, she made lemonade out of lemons!

Gliderman8 · Mar 17, 2025

Basil said:
Well, she made lemonade out of lemons!
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“Doctor, I broke my arm in two places… A Colonial and a Townhouse”

mikephillips · Mar 17, 2025

Glad none of my nieces set their phones down long enough to "ponder" that question....

Gliderman8 · Mar 17, 2025

Basil · Mar 22, 2025

An escaped convict was caught sleeping in the woods not far from us.

It was a clear case of criminal in tent.

JPSmit · Mar 22, 2025

Basil said:
An escaped convict was caught sleeping in the woods not far from us.

It was a clear case of criminal in tent.

In tents standoff?

JPSmit · Mar 27, 2025

John Turney · Mar 28, 2025

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

NutmegCT · Mar 28, 2025

Why do we park on the driveway - but drive on the parkway?

Basil · Mar 28, 2025

NutmegCT said:
Why do we park on the driveway - but drive on the parkway?

Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together? —Steven Wright.