NutmegCT said:... with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, ...
DrEntropy said:Reminds me: "WKRP"... "Who'd a guessed turkeys can't fly."
Silverghost said:In keeping with the fast animals theme:
A little boy is sitting on the front steps of his house, holding a jar with some clear liquid in it. A preacher passing by notices the boy and the jar and asks what he has. The boy say "This is the most powerful water in the world." The preacher responds "You must have a jar of Holy Water there."
The boy answers "No Sir, this isn't Holy Water." to which the preacher replies "Son, everyone knows Holy Water is the most power water in the world. Why, if you rub Holy Water on the belly of a pregnant lady, she'll pass a baby."
The boy says "Preacher, Sir, with all due respect, this is more powerful than that. If you rub this on the behind of a kitty cat, it'll pass a motorcycle!"
kellysguy said:I heard it as turpintine.
Silverghost said:In keeping with the fast animals theme:
A little boy is sitting on the front steps of his house, holding a jar with some clear liquid in it. A preacher passing by notices the boy and the jar and asks what he has. The boy say "This is the most powerful water in the world." The preacher responds "You must have a jar of Holy Water there."
The boy answers "No Sir, this isn't Holy Water." to which the preacher replies "Son, everyone knows Holy Water is the most power water in the world. Why, if you rub Holy Water on the belly of a pregnant lady, she'll pass a baby."
The boy says "Preacher, Sir, with all due respect, this is more powerful than that. If you rub this on the behind of a kitty cat, it'll pass a motorcycle!"