World's fastest animal

[NutmegCT]

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.

badum-bump

 

[JPSmit]

I'm not sure sure you appreciate the gravity of that information - or that the outcome is ground beef

 

[PC]

... with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, ...

That's really moooving.



pc.

 

[DrEntropy]

Reminds me: "WKRP"... "Who'd a guessed turkeys can't fly."

 

[AngliaGT]

I think,from what I've heard,that I'll steer clear of this.

- Doug

 

[NutmegCT]

There are cows who produce offspring and those who don't - the calves and the calve-nots.

When should you throw out your cow's milk? When it gives off a peculiar udder. And if you don't, you'll throw up and become bull-emic.

<runs screaming into the woods>

 

[14dna]

Doc:

I remember that show, one of the funniest I ever saw!

BTW Thanks, I just spit wine all over the new keyboard!

Dave

P.S> And I think all this talk about fast cows is a lot of BULL!

 

[GaryBeu]

I was told that the fastest anumal in the world was a chicken in Biafra.(sp?)

 

[Guest]

That farmer certainly isn't letting his meat loaf.

 

[Guest]

so, nobody else got sumptin' to say, you gotta beef with my last post ?!?!?!?!?

 

[Darwin]

You guys are gonna milk this for all its worth aren't ya? The steaks are high with kinda bull flying around.

 

[Basil]

Reminds me: "WKRP"... "Who'd a guessed turkeys can't fly."

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[Silverghost]

In keeping with the fast animals theme:


A little boy is sitting on the front steps of his house, holding a jar with some clear liquid in it. A preacher passing by notices the boy and the jar and asks what he has. The boy say "This is the most powerful water in the world." The preacher responds "You must have a jar of Holy Water there."

The boy answers "No Sir, this isn't Holy Water." to which the preacher replies "Son, everyone knows Holy Water is the most power water in the world. Why, if you rub Holy Water on the belly of a pregnant lady, she'll pass a baby."

The boy says "Preacher, Sir, with all due respect, this is more powerful than that. If you rub this on the behind of a kitty cat, it'll pass a motorcycle!"

 

[Guest]

I heard it as turpintine.

In keeping with the fast animals theme:


A little boy is sitting on the front steps of his house, holding a jar with some clear liquid in it. A preacher passing by notices the boy and the jar and asks what he has. The boy say "This is the most powerful water in the world." The preacher responds "You must have a jar of Holy Water there."

The boy answers "No Sir, this isn't Holy Water." to which the preacher replies "Son, everyone knows Holy Water is the most power water in the world. Why, if you rub Holy Water on the belly of a pregnant lady, she'll pass a baby."

The boy says "Preacher, Sir, with all due respect, this is more powerful than that. If you rub this on the behind of a kitty cat, it'll pass a motorcycle!"

 

[Silverghost]

I heard it as turpintine.

In keeping with the fast animals theme:


A little boy is sitting on the front steps of his house, holding a jar with some clear liquid in it. A preacher passing by notices the boy and the jar and asks what he has. The boy say "This is the most powerful water in the world." The preacher responds "You must have a jar of Holy Water there."

The boy answers "No Sir, this isn't Holy Water." to which the preacher replies "Son, everyone knows Holy Water is the most power water in the world. Why, if you rub Holy Water on the belly of a pregnant lady, she'll pass a baby."

The boy says "Preacher, Sir, with all due respect, this is more powerful than that. If you rub this on the behind of a kitty cat, it'll pass a motorcycle!"

I didn't remember if it was turpentine so went "generic"!