Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

[Basil]

If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[JPSmit]

Woo Hooo! Fowl puns are back!!! :banana::banana::banana:

 

[Mickey Richaud]

So, did the chicken have its capon?

 

[Gliderman8]

Do you think it can cross the road?

 

[Dee]

My Great-Grandfather had a 5 window coupe on his farm!

 

[Basil]

My Great-Grandfather had a 5 window coupe on his farm!

Was it a hatchback?

 

[Gliderman8]

Was it a hatchback?

That was a good one..... now I'm bEGGing you to stop.

 

[Dee]

Yes, and he only raised bantam ​roosters!

 

[bobhustead]

I got a saw dust chip in my eye today making trim for my garage door and went to the local clinic. When I told the Doc what happened, she said she was building a chicken coup. I asked 'two doors or four?' She said four. It's so great when a joke can be used spontaneously in the context of a conversation. Thank you, Basil.
Bob

 

[JPSmit]

Do you think it can cross the road?

 

[bobhustead]

JP
I have that bumper sticker.
Bob

 

[pdplot]

"Why did the chicken cross the road""
"That was no chicken - that was my wife".

 

[mikephillips]

Why did the chicken cross the road??
To get from the left to the right.
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank. He ain't no chicken no more...

Points for knowing where that comes from..

 

[Basil]

Why did the chicken cross the road??
To get from the left to the right.
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank. He ain't no chicken no more...

Points for knowing where that comes from..

Boot Camp cadence.

 

[JPSmit]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

 

[Basil]

Why did the chicken cross the mob boss?

It had a death wish

 

[AngliaGT]

I Don know - WHY?

 

[Basil]

I Don know - WHY?

The answer is there…it’s just a little fuzzy.

 

[Darwin]

Why did the chicken cross the road??
To get from the left to the right.
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank. He ain't no chicken no more...

Points for knowing where that comes from..

Stripes