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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Woo Hooo! Fowl puns are back!!! :banana::banana::banana:
 
So, did the chicken have its capon?
 
Do you think it can cross the road?
 
I got a saw dust chip in my eye today making trim for my garage door and went to the local clinic. When I told the Doc what happened, she said she was building a chicken coup. I asked 'two doors or four?' She said four. It's so great when a joke can be used spontaneously in the context of a conversation. Thank you, Basil.
Bob
 
Do you think it can cross the road?
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Why did the chicken cross the road??
To get from the left to the right.
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank. He ain't no chicken no more...

Points for knowing where that comes from..
 
Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.
 
Why did the chicken cross the road??
To get from the left to the right.
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank. He ain't no chicken no more...

Points for knowing where that comes from..
Stripes
 
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