Back when our daughter was just moving beyond Judy Blume books, one of her friends said to her, "Shannon, your dad is weird. He has all those old cars everywhere."
Shannon's answer was simple, "Oh, he's not weird, he's just an autoist."
Without knowing it, she had coined a new phrase, to me at least. Being a father to whom education was important, I gave her an assignment: define "autoist". Her results definitely describe me (and possibly you):
<span style="font-style: italic">"auto-ist (Ă´ 'tĂł-iste)n. 1. A specialist in automobiles. 2. One who produces, makes, operates, plays with, or is connected to automobiles. 3. A car nut."</span>
So, in 1984, when Shannon coined the term, we adopted 'theAutoist' as the name of my little MG rescue venture and museum. And, in 1998, when we finally gave in and purchased a computer, 'Autoist' also became my computer identity.
But, here, I'm just Tony Barnhill!