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Two blond men working.

Ed Wynne

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I man looked out of his office building window at 9 am and saw two blond guys working in the median of the road. The first guy would dig a very large deep hole and when finished move twelve feed down and start another. The second guy was coming behind him and filling the holes back up.
He notice these guys working hard all morning.

Puzzled, at lunch time he went down to the road, crossed to the median and asked the men what they were doing.

"Well, we do this everyday, as part of the city beautification project. Normally, there are three of us, but Fred, the middle guy who puts the trees in the hole, is on vacation....neither of us have any vacation time left."

Ed
 
OUCH!

Easy, Henri, easy....he's just funnin'
 
I might have worked with that crew one time
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You were probably the guy on vacation....when you came back & went to catch up, did you just set your trees on top of their freshly turned soil?
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no we just went on and left that part for next year. I really did work for the highway dept from about 76-79, and there were people like that there. I got out before I got that way, at least I think I did
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hmmmmmmmmm...highway department to nuclear power plant! hope you guys don't do like the blonde guys in the joke - or the highway department workers I see everyday up & down the interstates!
 
Chuck wrote...I might have worked with that crew one time

My reply..."really?"
 
actually there were a couple of stops in between, and we use coal to fire the boilers in Indiana
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'ceptin' with all that silver hair he has now, its hard to tell that chuck was once a blonde!
 
You know...the more I read this thread...the more I can understand just how he might of been in that crew...so where did you go on vaction to...Ton...I mean Fred?
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[ 08-28-2003: Message edited by: Henri ]</p>
 
No, no, no Henri...you're getting your chuck's & Fred's mixed up! chuck said he might've been a member of that crew!
 
Tony, I was NEVER a blonde and it may be going grey but at least I still have it.
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SLAM!!
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But from a friend its okay...yep, I'm balding...heheheh...you know wehat they say: "God made a few perfect heads & covered the rest with hair!"
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WEll, since you've never been blonde, here's your chance!
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Boys...Boys...Boys...this is the humor section of this forum...no one wants to see...some old balding overweight guy and some old greying (possibly at one time blonde guy), beer toting, over the hill, guy...fighting...wait a minute...I think they do...okay...in your corners...let's keep it clean...no sucker punches...no hitting below the belt (if you can find it)...then come out a blazing...wait...please tie your shoe laces...don't want anyone tripping over themselves...may the best man win...or whatever...
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"Blazing"??? Think our 'blazing' days are gone...now, maybe trepidly
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