Turn around!

[Basil]

I got pulled over by the police.
Police: "Turn around"
Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round"
Police: "Turn around."
Me: "Bright eyes"


It was then I got tasered!

 

[Gliderman8]

Urgent message to Mrs. Basil.....
For the sake of sanity of all BCF members please take your husbands joke book and burn it.
P.S. Just blame it on the dog :rolleye:

 

[Darwin]

Its time for an intervention as Basil's house. Bring lots of matches. Oh, also earplugs.

 

[AngliaGT]

But he's a card-carrying member of the Easily Amused Society.
Just remember,when you tell these jokes to your Grandson,he'll be OK -
after 20 years of therapy.

 

[mikephillips]

Or when he gets older he'll ask, "Grandpa, did you remember to take the blue pills today??"...