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Basil

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I got pulled over by the police.
Police: "Turn around"
Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round"
Police: "Turn around."
Me: "Bright eyes"


It was then I got tasered!
 
Urgent message to Mrs. Basil.....
For the sake of sanity of all BCF members please take your husbands joke book and burn it.
P.S. Just blame it on the dog :rolleye:
 
Its time for an intervention as Basil's house. Bring lots of matches. Oh, also earplugs.
 
But he's a card-carrying member of the Easily Amused Society.
Just remember,when you tell these jokes to your Grandson,he'll be OK -
after 20 years of therapy.
 
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